Recently My Staff were prowling sites for gourmet cuisine and decided to create a fabulous picnic hamper.

Not one to be left out of Householder activities, I thought,

'what a great idea for the gourmet Feline in all of us!'

So why not go down to the woods today + invite your Staff! Better still, let them take you there and provide refreshments. Here are a few picnic pack suggestions for the ultimate in Feline Outdoor dining - select one to suit your individual needs.

Epicurean Princess Feast. For those discerning Felines with Staff of superior skill.

1 cosy wicker basket, lined with thermal woollen blanket, for afternoon snooze.

1 plate of fresh seafood

2 plates of lean raw meat

Gourmet kitty snacks and creamy milk

Low fat Dry platter

Preparation utensils + bowls.

Favourite toy infused with Catnip.

Extra toys. Extra Catnip

Hair brush

Attention Demanded of Entire Staff Household throughout.

Kitty's Household Hamper. For the suburban family Cat.

1 tin top quality seafood or meat.

1 pack Cheesy Kitty nibbles + milk

Favourite Toy

Catnip ball

Kitty harness, if Staff are nervous walking without your guidance.

Responsible Staff members will provide entertainment when necessary.

Tomcat Trundle Pack. Suitable for the young, unattached Kitty without a Cause, the roaming romantic (preferably without Staff).

Blanket for two.

Large platter of select Tuna. (If unavailable, a couple of succulent mice will suffice).

2 small skinks

Fresh water source - preferably rainwater.

Just add moonlight!

Mongrel Crate. For those who have not only grown up on the wrong side of the trash can, but like to take it with them occasionally. (Especially for those whose Staff are curiously unavailable).

Old, disused milk crate.

Old, disused blanket

1 large rat.

2 day old birds and a couple of skinks.

Water to be provided by nearby drainage. (Preferably not sewer).

Good luck and good Gourmet Dining!

Puurrfectly yours,

Aunty Holly