For this reason I have decided to impart a few of My essential tips and tricks to

make those excruciating Staff snapshot moments, more colourful for you both.

1. Creating the Purrfect Profile

Never be put off by Householders’ tiresome camera contraptions.

Make sure Staff capture your most flattering angles and

align Yourself with their Digital Beast for a svelte and becoming profile.

2. Feral Photos

Unfortunately not all Staff will possess a natural aptitude for capturing Your

fulsome assets accurately. Take this unfortunate example.

Contrary to malicious Staff rumours, it is My Talent that

is abundant, not My Backside!

What on earth could possess them to contort My

statuesque figure with this grotesque misuse of technology?

Staff who possess less aptitude than a feral Canine, should not

be within a Lion’s roar of such devices. Feel free to liberally

gouge any misguided Householder who might attempt such

an atrocity, prior to their committing such a heinous crime.

3. Safari Shot

Bored with humdrum Staff compositions?

Try the Safari approach.

Encourage Householders into local bushes when trying to

capture that magic moment. Stride confidently past as

they attempt to recreate that Jungle atmosphere - oblivious

to their collapse into the greenery behind.

(N.B. Avoid action shots of recent hunting triumphs as

their significance is underappreciated by all but the most highly trained

Staff members)!

4. Putting Your Best Paw Forward

Finally, remember to always be ready to look one’s best.

Harness your Staff’s enthusiasm and encourage them to

capture the essence of that refined creature they all admire,

sensitive and alert to the environment around you!

Purrfectly yours

Aunty Holly

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