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Aunty Holly
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Friday
25Aug2006

Party Animals

I enjoy relaxing with Staff, and am keen to join in with them in Householder celebrations. There’s nothing better than to become the centre of attention, meet new Household guests, and sample some My Staffs' offerings.

It was with great excitement, therefore, that I joined My Householders this week for a mid year celebration. Having imbibed some of Our local juices, Staff appeared to become particularly animated. It’s amazing how well Humans can walk on all fours when they relax! Not happy to dress themselves in party hats and flowers; however, they insisted that I join in.

Although I tend to resist such unbecoming behaviour, they insisted that I join in the spirit of the occasion, and not wishing to disappoint them, ( or having a great deal of choice in the matter) I reluctantly agreed to partake of their partying plans for me (below).
 
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( Such Purrsuasive Staff) !


Quite frequently; however, Felines can be faced with far worse situations.
Mexican Tequila asks,

‘My Staff pride themselves on belonging to a sub-species, referred to as ‘Party Animals’. Is this a common breed of Householder? Their manners are often akin to that of a Canine with distemper. Should I sacrifice My dignity in order to placate their behaviour?’

My goodness Tequila, what a dilemma! As You quite rightly suspected, the ‘Party Animal’ is far more common than you could ever imagine. Sacrifice neither Your dignity, nor your time on such an unfortunate Beast. Such Animals rarely make good Staff, and are often inflicted with less than fastidious habits. Trust Your own Animal instincts, and move on!
 
Purrfectly yours,
 
Aunty Holly


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Reader Comments (2)

Too funny! Love the party flowers! :-)
Aug 29, 2006 | Unregistered Commentertbirdonawire
Thank you! Staff have been asked to provide natural ones next time though - synthetics just don't cut it!
Aug 29, 2006 | Registered CommenterAunty Holly

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