Anyhow, whilst strolling nonchalantly over to greet My Householders, I noticed they were emitting a strange, unfamiliar odour. Carefully purrusing each limb, I tried not to exhibit My repulsion at the ghastly smell emanating from all over their exhausted bodies.

Then it dawned on Me, My Staff had obviously showered themselves in the pungent aromas  of shower gel purrfume! And not just any purrfume, They had chosen the odour of a cut priced Canine ... the synthetic fragrance worn only by overly pedicured Poodles without pedigree.....the scent of pure Purrgatory!

Urgent remedial training would be required! Remaining calm, but decidedly unimpressed I wandered over toward the flower garden belonging to Staff and began to demonstrate by appreciation of natural scent.

One can only hope such an unfortunate incident is soon put behind them. The sooner My Staff learn to clean themselves thoroughly like the rest of Us, without smelling like the insides of an automotive air freshener,  the better.

So much for Staff Purrsonal hygiene!

Purrfectly yours,

Aunty Holly

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